They Never Even Gave Him a Chance

Smile while you can, Brett.

Brett Pill started off his Major League baseball career with a bang, homering in his first at-bat on Tuesday and then homering again on Wednesday. The big first baseman's career appeared to be off to a bright start until ESPN took it upon themselves to curse him. Their recap of today's Giants-Padres game included this little gem:

"Pill joined John Bowker as the only two players in franchise history to homer in their first two major league games."